The Indian Engineer Day will going to be celebrated on 15th of September 2015. The day marks the birth anniversary of Bharat Ratna Dr. Visvesvaraya, a prominent engineering pioneer in the history of Indian development. 15th of Sep will be celebrated as Engineers Day 2015 with special theme “Engineering Challenges for Knowledge Era”.
The these focused on new ways to spread knowledge in every part of country using concurrent technology and better innovation ideas. Get best of the best collection of Engineer’s Day Wishes, Wishing Quotes, Text Messages (SMS), Greeting Cards and Wallpapers, Images and HD Greeting Pics to share as your Facebook Status or as WhatsApp messages for friends.
On this engineer day 2015, we have posted some thoughts and greetings (some if them are just jokes so take them seriously). Get engineers day quotes, messages, funny SMS in Hindi and English. Finally to all, Civil, Mechanical, Electrical, Agriculture, Networking, Chemical, CS and IT engineers we wish a very happy engineers day 2015.
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Happy Engineer Day 2015 Wishes Quotes Image Message Wallpaper SMS
Father: I have 4 sons
1st – Mechanical Engineer
2nd – Civil Engineer
3rd – Chemical Engineer
4th – Thief
Neighbor – Why don’t you throw your 4th son out of the house?
Father : He is the only one EARNING in the house, rest are jobless !!!
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons; Civil Engineers build targets.
A developer standing in line , and another developer swoops in . The first gets angry and says
“Hey !!this is a queue”
another guy replies
“Then,you have a bug in your queue!!”..
SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) :
7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..
Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come……
When TC arrives, All 7 Engineers get in one toilet SO when TC knocks, one hand comes out with the ticket and the TC goes away….Doctors say “Dekh lenge”
NOW on return Journey All of them don’t get a direct train to Page on PUNE they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, as from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE.
SCENE 2 (MUMBAI – LONAVALA) :
Doctors decided, “this time we will prove that we too are equally SHAANE”….All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket, Engineers don’t buy any ticket at all!!!!!..
TC arrives…. ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE..
One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in engg Bathroom…
TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined……..
SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA) :
SO now both the group are on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their move for last chance, they board the local to Pune.
This time doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket ) trick.
ALL Doctors take 1 tickets…Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time…
SO TC Comes.. All Engineers show their tickets….. & Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train!!!!!!!! “Happy Engineers Day 2015”
Ladki- (sharma ke) ye pyar kya hota hai? .
Ladka- pyar ka rishta 2 insaano me
wohi hota he jo cement or rait
k darmiyan pani ka hota hai farz karo .
.Ab agar cement or rait ko aapas me
mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi hoge
Agar in me pani mix kar diya jaye to
inko koi juda nahi kar sakta
Ladki (Hans ke boli) – Kamine tu CIVIL ENGINEER hai na? 😛
Bhikhari: Bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de.
ENGINEER : Ye le meri B.tech ki degree rakh le.
Bikhari: Tujhe chahiye to meri M.tech ki degree rakh le …..
10 Doctors, 5 Engineers aur 1 Teacher helicopter ki rassi pe latke hue the.
Pilot – Weight zyadaa hai, 1 Aadmi ko rassi choddni padegi!
Teacher – “Ye Qurbani hum denge kyunki hum teacher hain! Bajao taaliyaan!”
Sabhi Doctors aur Engineers taaliyaan bajaane lage!
Weight khud hi kam ho gaya!
MORAL: Doctor, bano ya Engineer, GURU toh aakhir GURU hi hota hai.
“Happy Engineers Day 2015”
Different types of Girlfriend fighting with their boyfriend..
Pilot’s Girlfriend : Zyada ud Matt Samjha
Teacher’s Girlfriend : Mujhe mat Sikhao Samjhe
Dentist’s Girlfriend : Daant tod ke hath me de dungi
C.A.’S Girlfriend : Hisaab se reh samjha…
Engineer’s Girlfriend :
” Abey pehle Pass toh ho ja fir baat karna” “Happy Engineers Day 2015”
Engineering Is like a….
typical Indian public toilet
People outside r desperate to go in &
people inside r dying to finish n come out……!!